OLX, ma doare-n pix

     Trebuie sa fii imbecil sa cumperi un brand ca Mercador si sa-l transformi in OLX. Adica pana la urma de ce sa ai o denumire care suna bine si e intuitiva cand poti sa alegi sa-ti bagi picioarele-n ea de treaba la schimb cu o marca internationala care suna a nume de super glue. Si macar de-ar fi fost ebay. Imbecilismul a continuat cu cei care au carcotit pe diverse bloguri ca OLX e un brand necunoscut. In capul lor prost probabil si ebay e necunoscut. Cum dracu sa fie cunoscut cand internetul pentru unii inseamna wow biz, realitatea si facebook?

     Cu ocazia asta am aflat si ce e olix.ro, care imi suna cunoscut dar nu stiam pana azi ca-i blogul unui nene de la radio. Ca nu m-a interesat. Dar am vazut cum se opareau unii ca o sa confunde lumea olx cu olix si e apocalipsa, ce mai. Deci cine-i olix? "S-ar putea sa ma stii de la KissFM (nu ascult nici pis efem nici alte jeguri pe care voi le numiti radio) sau de la petrecerile pe care le fac in fiecare week-end prin cluburile din tara impreuna cu colegul Dan Fintescu. (incerc din rasputeri sa uit de oligofrenii care se cred amuzanti, daca nu mi-l aminteam din descrierea ta nici nu stiam ca mai exista forma aia de viatat)"

     Revenind la OLX, ex-mercafloci, problema ramane deocamdata aceeasi. Acest site nu prezinta absolut nici o garantie. Utilizatorilor nu li se cere sa devina verificati, nu isi dau datele din buletin, si am vazut pe net destui gigei care si-au luat tepe pe mercador si-si plangeau milioanele date pe pietre si cartofi ambalati in cutii de telefoane mobile. "Da...pai stiti noi incurajam utilizatorii sa cumpere de la vanzatori pe plan local sa poata sa se intalneasca fata in fata" a venit raspunsul moale ca o mamaliga a unei operatoare de la ex-mercador. Ai sa moara ma-ta si daca nu gasesc ce caut la mine in oras pot sa ma-mpusc nu?

     Si tocmai ro e in aceeasi situatie. Nu mai spun de taxele astronomice de publicare a anunturilor pe alte situri. 

     Mai ales daca esti cumparator, mergi frumusel pe Okazii.ro si cumpara de la utilizatori verificati, cu calificative, in siguranta putand opta si pentru garantia de livrare. Daca inca ai chef de tepe, joaca la ruleta ruseasca cu tocmai ro si ulei x asta. Succesuri. 

Game of thrones goat edition

Eurovision in concert 2014 - wins and fails

     Eurovision in concert. Always the perfect time to either score a win with the audience or a big fail. Which some of the contestants this year did either to my disappointment or to my joy for those I just couldn't stand to begin with. 

     I do admit that every year these recordings come a bit dry on the voice. There is clearly echo or other voice fx goin around the room but the recording itself strips most of those out giving us an idea of what the real capabilities of the singer are. Sometimes honestly it's not even the singer's fault really. When u sing a ballad in the studio where u barely whisper and shit, there's hardly gonna be anything similarly great on stage especially if you simply don't have a personalized setup. Eurovision in concert is NOT an unplugged setting. Bummer. 

     So the biggest fail this year comes from the so called favorite, mr. Homophobic Aram MP3 who had to first bare boo-ing from the audience then he had to manage singing. Which...didn't go very well. The slow ballad part of the song was sung too low I could barely hear his voice. Then the second part he was singing like a which with a bad case of stomach ache, sitting on the toillet trying to squeeze out a broom. Eurovision youtube channel cut out the boo-ing parts so there are two videos below, one to better hear him sing and the second one with the boo-ing. 

     Another kind of fail came from the spanish singer who just had to throw a tantrum, shouting as loud as she could and throwing her hair up and down like mad. Woooo hold your horses. If you do the same in the actual contest you're bound to scare not only the people but break something. Like the speakers.

     Another big fail was "Silent storm". Yea the shit is all nice and melancholic and all touchy...when recorded in the studio. On stage the fluffy guy seemed to be meowing the first part like his mommy took his milk. Lame. 

     Conchita had a few minor flops in her interpretation but overall it was really good. I was also very impressed by Moldova's singer. Now that was almost flawless. Hersi also sounded great on stage. She had a bit of help on the chorus with the added voices but hey the rest was fabulous. San Marino's singer was pretty good as well. 

     Paula Seling lost her breath at that looooong note and when she finally took the last high note it was the wrong one. Why would you chose to sing such a long part if u simply can't hold it enough? So that particular part in the live video was a fake? Cause the rest is surely live, so I wonder. 

     Now for those who agree that "Cake to bake" is the retarded song of the century, if you think the studio version is a big pile of crap, wait till you hear the live version. It's like a mental hospital bunch of friends who ran out of their medicine. Wooopeedooooo...

     Remember I kept wondering if Tijana would realy be able to sing that song live?. Well...kinda. With some help from the background vocals and stuff. Will she be allowed to have all that help during the actual contest? Remains to be seen. 

E plin de fotbalisti si cocote masculine

     Cum? Nu e? Sa mori tu ca nu e plin numa' de din astia. Pai m-am uitat si eu dupa un tricou alb cu ceva desenat pe piept, un desen asa mai mare ca-s mai grasun si sa dea bine. Si mai largut asa. Si ce gasesc? Pai juma' din ele sunt tricouri de fotbalisti. Tot suntem cel putin in aparenta o natie de ghiorlani care urla ca niste maimute in fata ecranului sau pe stadion cand e vreun meci si ingurgiteaza tone de bere, de ce sa nu ne si imbracam corespunzator? Cine dracu poarta guler si nasturasi la un tricou? Adica-ti pui tricou pe tine ca-i cald da gatu o fi rece de la bere si trebe acoperit. 

     Trecand peste tricourile de fotbalisti dau de tricourile de cocalari si cocote masculine. Adicatelea in principiu stramte, sa se vada pieptul. Nasol e ca de fapt se vede burta da asta-i alta treaba. In plus au tot felu de anchioare, dungi si cusaturi simandicoase de-ti vine greata. Si mai nou, colac peste pupaza, au aparut unele tricouri fashion cica, care sunt lungi pana la genunchi. Poate unora le place sa poarte rochita sau fustita, mai stii?. Pe Smiley l-am vazut in asa ceva si apoi si pe Tavi Clonda. Poze n-am gasit, le-o fi fost rusine sa le mai posteze. 

     De tricourile cu mesaje pe ele sa mai zic? Am vazut unu pe care scria Pepe Jeans. Doar beat sa-mi pun un tricou pe care sa scrie Pepe. 

     Pe Rihanna nu mi-o pun pe mine nici batut, poze cu puscariasi cu cap de caine nici atat asa ca...o sa caut pana tampesc. 'rati ai dracu cu moda voastra...

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