Raduleasca iar nu intelege...

     Rau e sa fii prost. Si prost e sa fii rau intentionat. N-o suspectez pe Raduleasca de prostie ci de o rautate si o ipocrizie iesite din comun si din limitele bunului simt. 

     Dupa ce s-a purtat oribil cu niste concurenti pe la Romanii au talent, si dupa ce-a latrat niste mizerii infecte pe blog, Mihaela Siliconescu tine s-o comita din nou. Tine mortis. Ce-i spui unui concurent care danseaza pe tocuri si n-a dansat tocmai grozav? Pai un om normal la cap ii spune, logic, ca n-a dansat asa grozav, nu a fost atat de impresionant, in fine nu spui nimic daca n-ai nimic constructiv de spus.  

     Ce-i zice Mihaela? Primului ii spune ca trebuie sa-si schimbe coregraful. Pana aici totul ok. Apare insa o trupa doua fete si-un baiat pe tocuri. Danseaza pana la urma mult mai ok dar nu as putea spune nici eu ca miscarile au fost ceva deosebit, deja sunt relativ banale pentru acest dans. De data asta Mihaela nu se poate abtine si tranteste mucii in fasole: "am vazut niste tocuri pe care nu stiu de ce unii dintre voi s-au urcat".  Andra tranteste si ea o prostie monumentala intreband baiatul din formatie care-i spilu asta cu baietii pe tocuri, daca el crede ca-i mai interesant asa. Well DOOOOH. 

     Mihaela n-a umblat in viata ei decat pe tocuri "de scandal". Andra habar n-are sa se imbrace. Intre o homofoba agresiva si-o gica contra cantacioasa, nu cred ca in sezonul asta are realmente vreo sansa un astfel de moment artistic. Si daca refuzi totusi un moment artistic slab, nu s-ar putea sa-l refuzi fara sa aberezi? 

     Mihaelei ii recomand deja perfuzii-n cap. E de-o rautate incurabila. Pentru intrebarea prosteasca a Andrei "care-i spilu", ii recomand sa caute pe youtube Kazaki. Daca nici atunci nu intelege care e spilu sa vizioneze clipul Madonnei Girl gone wild. Daca nici asa nu merge...sa-si dea demisia din juriu si sa mearga strict la Vocea sau la orice concurs unde poate sa jurizeze linistita doar domeniul la care se pricepe. 

Cum se cheama un astfel de blogger?

     Cu ocazia campaniei pentru alegeri si a alegerilor prezidentiale mi-am dat seama cata mizerie, prostie, papagalism si jigodism exista in Romania. Mi-am dat seama ca unii sunt extrem de prosti, altii sunt extrem de mizerabili si rai, sau poate ambele. Mi-am mai dat seama ca internetul si facebook-ul sunt niste medii pline de oameni platiti, extrem de ranchiunosi si bolnavi moral. In orice combinatie si forma, logic nu toti sunt platiti si nu toti sunt prosti.

     Acum ceva vreme descopeream blogul lui Sebastian Bargau. Un om, un motociclist, definit de pasiunea lui, cu mult talent la a scrie texte lungi si a acapara atentia cu opinii de mare bun simt despre suficient de multe subiecte importante atat social cat si politic. 

    Cu ocazia campaniei electorale aveam sa aflu ca omul care publica pe facebook nenumarate fotografii si postari legate de motociclete, de mancare, de excursii, de familie, s-a transformat in omul care posta injurii si jigniri aproape ora de ora la adresa psdistilor, postacilor, a lui Ponta etc. Un om care parea inteligent si tolerant, ba chiar sustinator al pluralismului de idei, s-a transformat brusc in cineva cu care nu puteai sa ai o discutie de bun simt pe tema politica a momentului daca nu erai de acord cu el. 

     Bun, ok, nu esti in stare sa concepi ca exista oameni care au suficienta minte incat sa nu fie influentati de televiziuni, esti destul de rau intentionat incat sa nu vezi ca de fapt problemele sunt cauzate de politicieni si ca legile nu sunt facute nici de rtv nici de antena3. Bun, te apuca dracii ca-ti insulta cineva satra motociclistilor. 

     Cum se cheama insa bloggerul care din dorinta de a-l ataca pe Badea pe blog scrie asta?

     "Eşti şi tu cineva doar când strigă doamna mă-ta: Cineva să ducă gunoiul afară! Iniţial te sperii, crezând că maică-ta vorbeşte cu nevastă-ta şi că e vorba despre tine, şi nu înţelegi de ce să te ducă afară. Dar apoi te prinzi şi te simţi mândru."

     Eu nu vreau sa gasesc epitete pentru astfel de oameni. Mie mi se pare ca se jigneste singur. Internetul, acum dovedit, ca totusi imbecili cu totii nu suntem, a fost influentat masiv de o sleatca de postaci. D-aia pe bune, platiti de pedelisti. Pe langa intentiile bune, opiniile absolut valabile despre o groaza de subiecte, Bargau capitalizeaza imagine atacand in acest hal pe Badea pentru simplul fapt ca in realitate Badea a pierdut intr-un meci jegos cu un campion multinational la Muai Tai si in acelasi timp bine antrenat in kempo. A pierdut fiindca nu a practicat acest sport, golanesc judecand dupa genul de lovituri, si dupa ce in repriza a doua a primit un sut cu multa ura dat in spinare care l-a facut sa renunte. Da, Badea infrant de un campion sportiv in lupte care ii dadea cu o ura groteasca. 

     Da poate nu s-a inteles unde e problema si nu e prima data cand se exprima in felul asta. Cum sa scrii asa ceva?  "Eşti şi tu cineva doar când strigă doamna mă-ta: Cineva să ducă gunoiul afară!"

     Mi-e mila de talentul real al lui Bargau care se injoseste scriind astfel de mizerii. Ataca dom'le antenele pana iti cade paru, ataca-l pe Badea, da' iarta-ma daca cineva cu bun simt considera ca injurand sau folosind expresii cu trimitere la mama cuiva e o metoda morala de a critica pe cineva inseamna ca s-a dus dracului tot. 

     Oare cine, acum mai multi ani de zile cand scria golaneste pe blog si acum ar vrea ca toti sa ne facem ca era pixelul albastru, a folosit aceeasi expresie tot intr-un atac adresat lui Badea? Domnu zoso, desigur. Apai nu stiu, o fi vreun trend involutiv ceva...

Rebel Heart - Most iconic songs on an album

     Madonna's brand new album Rebel Heart made huge waves with probably one of the biggest leaks in music history which in a hasty tantrum was called "artistic rape" and "terrorism" by the artist. What makes it even more odd was the fact that even after the arrest of the supposedly hacker, a few weeks before the sheduled release, the full album leaked once more in finished form on the internet. 

     Sales aren't going that great, they suposedly dropped hugely in the second week after the release, making the album drop in sales chart right down to 21st place. The culprit might be the leaks or simply Madonna's desire to always keep in touch with modern music which, ever since American Life album, has proven to alienate a lot of her 90's earned fans. A lot of fans over the past recent years have been saying over and over again that they really prefer the True Blue - Ray of light era over these experiments as they call them.

     Well if Hard Candy and especially MDNA had a lot of misfit songs to go around, I was amazed at Rebel Heart for bringing us the most iconic songs on an album ever. With an grand total of 25 songs released it was bound to happen. Not even MDNA's deluxe edition, released also on two discs packed this many songs, having only 17 total. 

     Madonna revealed in an interview she actually wrote about 40 songs from which she had to chose. Considering that over 30 of them leaked online, the decision to release so many songs on an album was probably based on fans expectations. Upon hearing the first 13 leaks I was less than impressed. Bad quality sound and blatant unfinished song tracking combined with the obvious desire for new sound and composition experimenting made me really disappointed at first thinking this would be even worse than the B-day song from MDNA. 

     Madonna soon gave fans a reason to expect a great release once Ghosttown leaked in it's finished form revealing one of the most iconic tracks in Madonna's career. It was also pretty soon taken as a perfect anthemic song for the lgbt comunity and soon after more intriguing leaks came into public view. Brand new polished Illuminati began a pile of controverse. Madonna didn't let the momentum die out and rolled out the first single. Living for love along side it's awesome video and important live performances raised more and more fans interest and appreciation. 

    There have been a lot of crazy going on as well that frankly displeased some of the fans. 

- album was released in three versions for absolutely no good reason. The so called less adult looking cover of the standard edition, considering the deluxe 19 tracks one has Madonna with naked shoulders, simply makes no sense since explicit content tracks are still inside on the disc. Fans also complained about the fact the standard version was missing the song that gave the album's name. 

- a grand total of 25 tracks were indeed released however the super deluxe does not feature them at all, instead having two remixes for Living for love. Queen and Autotune baby have been released as bonus tracks only in two countries which also gave fans good reason to be unsatisfied

- the news that the super deluxe will be released as a digipack with no booklet came also as a shock. However after the actual release, a lot of fans including myself realised almost all the pics were imprinted on the digipack's insides and the packing itself really has an appealing design. Fans who bought or saw the unboxing said they fully reconsidered and that the digipack is really awesome. 

- probably wanting to spite the leaks or simply because Madonna's song producers wanted it so, some of the songs were changed beyond recognition and not always in a good way. What is worst in my opinion is that one of the most iconic songs on the album Beautiful scars, was made into sounding more like a chill-remix. S.E.X. also sounds more like a remix compared to the demo version. Other songs like Borrowed time or Inside out kept their original blueprint but a lot of the instrumentation changed. Borrowed time for instance sounds more mellow than the demo version. 

- the rapping on some of the songs, by Chance and NAS, wasn't really well received by some fans and with good reason. Fans listen to Madonna for a reason, not many of them fancy rapping. 

     Even so, most of the album's songs were polished beautifully proving to have an awesome evolution compared to their demo versions. Songs like Borrowed time, Inside out and Beautiful scars were greatly appreciated in both demo and finished form while S.E.X. was pretty much ditched alltoghether, although I'd say the final version is really not that bad. 

     In conclusion, counting strong messaging throughout the album, it is most fair to say this album has the most iconic songs ever gathered on a Madonna release: Living for love, Ghosttown, Joan of Arc, Make the devil pray, Inside out, Beautiful scars, Rebel Heart, Wash all over me, Messiah, Iconic, Illuminati, Grafitti heart. 

     At least for me, this album gave me the incentive after many many years to be interested and also pleasantly surprised by Madonna's awesome live performances on Living for love, Joan of Arc and Ghosttown. On Ghosttown we recently saw a great live performance where Madonna was accompanied on guitar by Taylor Swift. You can watch the video here.

     Also after many years I really loved one of her music videos. Living for love video is breathtaking, really well directed and meaningful and we are prommised another great video coming soon for Ghosttown. I'm also really hoping and looking forward to a very interesting one for Illuminati. 

     By no means ditching the others, I'd say Madonna has the best wardrobe I've seen yet. I am very impressed especially by her matador style outfits. Alongside some of MDNA's costumes, in my humble opinion these are the best costumes she's had in years. 

     Below you have a selection of lyrics I found most representative, meaningful and inspiring. 

       Living for love

Took me to heaven and let me fall down
Now that it's over
I'm gonna carry on
Lifted me up, and watched me stumble
After the heartache, I'm gonna carry on
Living for love
I'm not giving up
I'm gonna carry on
Not gonna stop
Love's gonna lift me up

     Ghosttown

Maybe it was all too much
Too much for a man to take
Everything's bound to break
Sooner or later, sooner or later

You're all that I can trust
Facing the darkest days
Everyone ran away
But we're gonna stay here, we're gonna stay here

When it all falls, when it all falls down

I'll be your fire when the lights go out

When there's no one, no one else around

We'll be two souls in a ghost town

     Joan of Arc

Each time they take a photograph
I lose a part I can't get back
I wanna hide, this is the part where I dettach
Each time they write a hateful word
Dragging my soul into the dirt
I wanna die
Never admit it but it hurts

I don't wanna talk about it right now
Just hold me while I cry my eyes out
I'm not Joan of Arc, not yet
But I'm in the dark, yeah
I can't be a superhero right now
Even hearts made out of steel can break down

I'm not Joan of Arc, not yet

I'm only human


One little lie can rule my day
Words are like weapons they betray
When I am afraid, one word of kindness it can save me

     Inside out 

Hold me closer, full disclosure
Let it out, let me in
On your knees, confess to me
Every doubt, every sin
That’s how love’s supposed to be

I wanna know what you’re all about
You’re beautiful when you’re broken down
Let your walls crumble to the ground
Let me love you from the inside out

Every scar that you try to hide
All the dark corners of your mind
Show me yours, and I’ll show you mine
Let me love you from the inside out

     Beautiful scars

Just take me with all my stupid flaws
Changing me's like shooting in the dark
Patience, please, I'll never be as perfect as you want me to
Believe me, I want it just as bad
Forgive me, wish I could change the past
Take it, cause, I'll never be as perfect as you want

I think you're confusing me with somebody else
I won't apologize for being myself

Take me with all of my beautiful scars
I love you the way that you are
I come to you with all my flaws
With all my beautiful scars

     Rebel Heart

I've lived my life like a masochist
Hearing my father say,
'Told you so, told you so!
Why can't you be like the other girls?'
I said, 'Oh no, that's not me
And I don't think that it'll ever be'

 

Thought I belong to a different tribe
Walking alone, never satisfied, satisfied
Trying to fit in but it wasn't me
I said, 'Oh no, I want more
That's not what I'm looking for'

 

So I took the road less traveled by
And I barely made it out alive
Through the darkness somehow I survived
Tough love, I knew it from the start
Deep down in the depth
Of my rebel heart

     Grafitti heart

If graffiti on the wall changed anything at all
Then it would be illegal
If scars could go away
What would your body say
Don't ever hide your feelings

Ohh don't ever try to take my freedom
Ohh your imperfections, this world needs them

What do you got, show me your Basquiat
He didn't keep it all to himself
Even with Keith out on the street, he died fighting
So you can do it as well

Love is paint and paint is art
Show me your graffiti heart
Love is paint and paint is art
Show me your graffiti heart

Cine minte? KanalD sau TopShop?

     Carmen sau Camelia Balaban, casnica? O intrebare la care mi-ar placea un raspuns mai ales din partea KanalD. Cine minte? Cei de la Te vreau langa mine? Sau cei de la TopShop in reclama la Pest Repeller? Nu de alta, ca ambii se dau ca fiind distribuitori de informatii veritabile, nu de minciuni si regii de platou ieftine. 

     Acum nu de mult a existat in platoul emisiunii Te vreau langa mine patronata de Gabriela Cristea, o duduie de 52 de ani, chipurile pe nume Carmen, care-si cauta jumatatea. A plecat de cateva saptamani bune si tzoc poc apare in reclama la Pest Repeller. Ce-mi vad mie ochii pe ecran? "Camelia Balaban". Ai da-ma drecu! Logic, ar spune poate cei de la KanalD, femeia a dorit sa nu-si dea numele real si avea un pseudonim. Bine, si? In reclama de la TopShop si l-a dat p-ala real? Uite d-aia n-are ursu coada si cred eu cu destule argumente ca ambii mint de ingheata apele. 

     Cu balivernele celor de la teleshopping m-am obisnuit de mult. Minciuni peste minciuni, babe care citesc de pe cartoane, vindecari miraculoase de dureri si tigai in care poti da cu ciocanu. Da' atat timp cat exista prosti, teleshoppingul merge. 

     Insa cei de la KanalD nu era de ajuns ca erau campioni la emisiuni false, de-alde Ochii din umbra si Pe banii parintilor, acum au tinut musai sa demonstreze chiar din sezonul trecut, ca si emisiunea Te vreau langa mine a ajuns un fel de loc de practica pentru actorasi de teatru comunal. Hai, prima data am zis ok, ii ia si pe ei ca tot sunt la indemana si-i pune sa joace roluri prin celelalte emisiuni. Insa atunci cand o reclama ce pretinde a nu fi mincinoasa afiseaza cu totul alt nume si infatisare pentru aceeasi femeie, e clar ca cineva sigur minte, daca nu cumva amandoi. 

     Pana la urma diferentele intre primele sezoane si ani ai acestei emisiuni si sezoanele din care a inceput s-o prezinte Gabriela Cristea sunt mai mult decat clare. Daca la inceput existau mai curand mai multi concurenti in varsta care nu se dadeau chiar intr-atat in spectacol, si pentru care veneau destul de rar, uneori existand zile in care nu era nici un paravan, iar concurentii nu stateau in platou la nesfarsit, ei bine acum e un balamuc total. Exista si 3, 4 paravane pe zi, concurentii sunt mereu filmati ca se cearta sau barfesc (deh, obiceiurile de la Nora pentru mama mor greu), aproape toti concurentii sunt tineri si au inceput sa fie din ce in ce mai multi cei care se dau in spectacol, refuzurile sunt pe banda rulanta, caterinca e mai presus de seriozitate, Gabriela gaseste mereu ocazii sa faca pe psihologul si cei care vin la paravan au ce sa vezi mereu o poveste de viata cu o despartire cam nasoala, iarasi ocazie pentru psihologia de doi lei a Gabrielei. 

     In aceste conditii ma intreb daca relatia cu Tavi e reala sau nu. Ce, nu s-au mai casatorit unii doar pentru show? Gabriela Cristea joaca acum rol de Bianca pentru KanalD? Poate nu s-a ajuns intr-atat de jos cu nivelul. 

     Oricum mie mi-e clar de mai de multa vreme ca emisiunea e regizata. Tinerii fac audienta, scandalul si cearta clar fac audienta, motiv pentru care de cand s-a pornit in stilul asta se dau pauze de publicitate cu tona. Niculina Stoican si producatorii de atunci se chinuiau sa aduca diverse vedete ca sa umple emisiunea iar acum e plin de paravane de cand a venit Gabriela. Ai du-te dom'le si lasa minciunelele ca put de la distanta. (mooning)

     Aici gasiti si linkul catre reclama

Piticu are de fapt un retard social

     Oamenii care mai au macar cateva circumvolutiuni si materie cenusie si-au dat seama de multa vreme ca Dorombach Cristi alias Piticu e de fapt un blogger lipsit de talent atat in scris dar mai ales lipsit de talent oratoric, lucru dovedit cu varf si indesat cu ocazia prezentei sale pe pile in gradena bloggerilor de la Eurovision, si-au dat seama ca mai e si prost, dar uite c-a venit si vremea sa-si dea seama ca acest individ ascunde inca multe atitudini si opinii care nu fac cinste nici unui om care are pretentia unui individ educat si civilizat. 

     Asa e si cazul care a bubuit de-a dreptul peste tot in online avandu-l in centru pe piticul filozof de debara care s-a apucat sa opineze pe marginea stirii conform careia o tanara a fost agresata sexual de un taximetrist ba mai rau si talharita. Conu fanache piticu a bagat repede spaima-n bunu simt trantind-o ca la birt ca respectiva si-a cautat-o fiindca s-a dus in club pentru sex. Dupa ce-a trantit-o bine de dusumea, nu i-a ajuns, a mai facut si un clip in care statea ca un ghiolban de mahala cu o tigara in mana ostentativ si explica pe un ton de Ferentari ca tot el are dreptate si ca vezi doamne taximetristii sunt nesimtiti si cum nu trebuie sa ne urcam singuri prin taxi si alte aberatii de genul asta. 

     Bai, cat de singur sau impreuna tre' sa te urci prin taxi si cat de porci sunt barbatii sau taximetristii e absolut irelevant. Poate o sa sune ciudat dar nu sunt nici pe departe singurul care spune asta, e la fel de irelevant daca o fata merge in club sa-si gaseasca un partener de sex sau merge in club si se imbata. Absolut nimic nu justifica o agresiune sexuala sau un viol. Nu exista pentru oamenii cu ratiune si bun simt "si-a cautat-o"

     Expresiile astea de mahala, mai mult decat misogine si grobiene, dar mai ales opiniile emise care nu au absolut nici o legatura cu o societate moderna si nici cu bunul simt nu dovedesc decat prezenta unui retard social. Omu nu pricepe si gata, e inutil sa il mai educam sau sa-i mai explice cineva cum stau lucrurile intr-o societate normala si cum trebuie tratate unele aspecte mai ales daca esti sau te crezi blogger, formator de opinie, vip etc. 

     Cineva i-a mai replicat de altfel ca pare sa fie cumva retinut in mentalitatea anilor 1900, eu unul as spune ca pentru genul asta de idei pana si 1900 par timpuri moderne. 

     In ciuda suturilor in fund pe care si le-a luat, individul continua sa fie cu nasul pe sus desi ar fi trebuit sa isi ceara scuze. In loc de scuze ne scrie ca si-a pus feministele in cap desi situatia de fata n-are nici o treaba cu feminismul. Normal, nu ai cum sa ceri unui om cu dificultati in a se exprima coerent si cu bun simt sa mai aiba si proprietatea termenilor. 

     Daca pana si Arhi i-a zis vreo paispe de dulce...e clar. 

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