We have a bitch ass president, BUT we're spreading the love!

     Now that would have sounded way better in the voice of a standup comedian but eh..what can you do. So basically that's like cumming in someone's face and then you just say "you better like that red eye bitch cause it's just spreading the love". Yea in you' face! That's kinda like what Russia is doing these years at Eurovision compared to the bitch ass president going full mental at every little shit like he's the hole in the donut, king of the world, chief of the Avengers and all that shit. 

     Yea we saw ya bare chested riding horses and shit. The gig is up. Ya'int foolin no one. But in the mean time you're takin back Crimea like it's your long lost toy not a country and then you send two innocent twin girls at the Eurovision song contest to tell us to show some love? Fuck that shit. You know Lordi? That's what you need.

     But frankly if we look at the lyrics closely, the message is not that far off. 

"Living on the edge / closer to the crime / cross the line a step at a time " Oh you've crossed that line already, catapulted at top speed. 

"Keep looking up ahead / riding like a wind / open up your heart, let me in" Now ya know what that sounds like. Look forward, imma ride u like the fuckin' wind, now let me in, Imma rape your tight ass. 

Buuuut then it mellows down and they're like , now come on that wasn't so bad, show some love people cause no one's gonna bring us down any fucking way. "Sending out a message out above / Telling all the world to show some love / No one's gone bring me down, bring me down "

     It wasn't all that different when Dina Garipova was "spreading the love" was it?. Sure sounds like they were planning this Crimea thing all along.

"What if I could change the path of time? / What if I had the power to decide? / What if I could make us unified?" What if you could mind your fucking business is what I'd say...

     Anyway, being rather serious now, Russia is number 10 in my top 15 Eurovision songs this year and they're probably gonna get a good score as always, the girls are cute the song is nice so why not. 

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